BULLOCKS!

i've been busy the whole morning. running around delievering documents, collecting documents, buying lunch, 3 times for the damn people who forgot to order or weren't around. what the flaming balls.

and meanwhile what does the receptionist do?

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY N-O-T-H-I-N-G except sit there and look pretty. and forget to stamp my taxi voucher resulting in me having to use my own money.

i dun understand, we get the same the same pay BUT SHE DOES NOTHING. she isnt even concerned about people catching her surfing the net. like WTF WTF. all she has to do is pick up the phone and go," hello good (time of the day), thank you for calling XXXXXX." and subsequently transfer the call. but she cant do anything else! BALLS.

being a recept is seriously the toughest job i can imagine. i'm sure it's difficult, 1st, u have to look pretty. which is difficult with most gals but being pretty is not a pre-requisit. there are ugly ones. u just have to go to enough offices. 2, it's soooo difficult to entertain urself for 8 hours everyday. seriously. u have to be sufficiently S-T-U-P-I-D to sit there for 8 hours and answer phone calls.

i wonder why people wanna become receptionist. totally 0 value add.




yesterday i was asked to count the number of lines of chinese characters in a pdf file. fine. i opened the file and it was TWENTY SIX pages long. balls. there were varying font sizes so i couldn't count the number on 1 page and do the math. since it was in pdf i couldnt edit it...

so i did the next most logical thing.

ESTIMATION

"aye boss, do u need it to be exact?"

"DUH..." - in the long draw out slur, the way gays go HEEELLLLOOOOOoooooo.

plan 1 failed.

i did the next most logical thing then, i copied it to clipboard and pasted it onto word, then i selected the whole document and used bullets to number it. VUALA!

2 mins, "BOSS! FINISHEDTO!"

boss," so fast?" - again in the gay sounding voice.

"how u count one? u sure accurate or not?"

" i (explained to him how i did it.)", followed by my biggest "i bet u didnt think of that grin."

SMU - think outta the box.

BALLS!

me and another guy were asked to proof read something in chinese.

seriously sia...

SMU - think outta the box

aye S, u ntu one right, i bet ur chinese is better than mine. so u read this, i'll go buy food.

fuck u. now u wanna play school...

this coming from another all ac boy. the other one is me. and i'm sure as hell his chinese is just as bad as mine.