Almost Famous Quotes

right, the list is a lot more impressive than this. but offhand, i can only remember 5.

1, me," oh my mom bought me this watch (nautica) from SIA."

by," is it real?"

2, me," bet u don't know the meaning of liu de qing shan zai, bu pa mei chai shao."

by," erm... if u leave the mountain, there'll always be grass?"

3, me," oh the singapore army has 3 helicopters, the uh 1h, the super puma and the apache"

by, " is the apache an attack helicopter?

me," no, they're red indians..."


4, me, " why are u leaving at 6 in the morning?"

by, " oh, i want to go home before the sun rises..."

5, me after noticing that by's pie has been in the microwave for the longest time..." HOW LONG HAVE U LEFT THAT IN THE MICRO" (the microwave was turned on and set on high)

the loudest POP you've ever heard in your life interrupted the completion of my sentence

followed by the noisest silence

completed with a " are u okay? i thought the microwave exploded and u got injured..."

the microwave didn't explode.


BUT THE DOOR SURE DID COME OFF.