What The Fuck

i have had the most boring week of my life in school.

nothing's happening and nothing seems to be moving, there's nothing to do, nothing to look forward to and nothing to excite me or make me bitch. i must say, i am in bliss. full and total bliss. life has never been quieter. on hindsight, i've also realised that one can hear the most amazing and shocking things about people when you actually bother asking around.

and i am either dumb and naive or my sources are lying.

and walking together with my ah lian friend who some people seem to think is too funkily dressed or too attention attracting can provide some hard ass laughter. people just look at us, EXPAND their irsis and start gaping. it's hilarious. this is boring. sorry for putting you through this boring and mundane post. one must understand that i do not meet mother fuckers, bitches and bastards everyday.

neither do i talk to bimbos who have nothing better to reccomand than earth quake proof buildings in singapore. =) oh and i do not happen to be the only one who tinks so. so in this case, it's not just me.

okay, i do talk to many bimbos but they do not say bimbotic things that are worth repeating everyday. in fact, it is few and far between.

i just saw the dragon boaters run past me and i must say, they look FIERCE. like a bunch of abled bodied, testroone? pumping mucles. enshrouded under the cloak of darkness. boy of they look fit and strong. maybe it's my eyes, maybe they do look like they're ready to kill. and who better to be running in front than their awe inspiraing commando trained FL? haha. u know who u are. type the words back one space to the left. haha. boy do u rock. u make me wanna start running again. hahaha.

good thing i removed the tag board. at least now no one can reply. or at least ah, never mind. i do not wish to stir up yet another hornets nest. i'm ball-less, chicken and a scardy cat. bite me.
i'm shamless and without pride. lick my balls.

creative mp3 players rock. they just need better marketing. okay they suck. but if they had better marketing, they would be cool. hell. apple managed to make the shuffle look cool. how the hell is that remotely possible. that thing has no screen. limited buttons. and is such a cheap electronic piece of shit. and still it's selling like hot cakes. and the shuffle function is suddenly so cool. like what the fuck. what the hell. people invented the shuffle function like eons ago but everyone wanted a screen. everyone wanted to know what was playing. and now they launch something called the shuffle and suddenly it's OK to not know what ur listening to. it's OK to not have a screen. in fact, it's COOL to own a shuffle. btw, a shuffle costs less than $30 to manufacture. imagine the amount of profits they are reaping in.what the fuck.




what the fuck....









what the fucking hell.....