if i were a hero living in the world of HOMM and world conquest is my full time job. i would be a necromancer. yes, a necromancer. nothing beats killing fighting a battle and turning a portion of ur slain enemies into your own mindless and souless undead army. granted, u might not gain the benefits of good moral but at least u do not have to worry about low moral. u can raid the tombs of every single dead hero with fear of the repecussions that it is going to have on the moral of your troops.
let me have the cloak of the undead and the armour of the damned as well. it is always good to raise 80% of your slain enemies instead of a measly 20%, do the math and you'll see the power of compounding in the long run.
if i ever get sick of being evil, i could always be a wizard, mage or druid. as long as i am able to use magic. i cannot grasp the concept of playing this game as a babarian, with their total disregard of the importance of magic and prefering to i quote," rely on tatics and battle strategies". i mean if u can rely on tatics and battle strategies, a mage could also rely on tatics and battle strategies BUT they have the added advantage of MAGIC. mass slow, mass bless, chain lighting and implosion can seriously change the face of the battle. if ur talking about turning the tables then magic is the way to go.
on the world map, town portal, flight and water walking can make me the most versatile general in the field. who cares if u can walk 1.5 times as far as me. i could go up a mountain, through a river or simple teleport back to my castle and see if u have the balls to come knocking on my door. i could fly over the alps like hannabal and appear at the doorstep of your undefended castle when u think you've sealed me up JUST BECAUSE U'VE BLOCKED THE ONLY PATH WITH AN ARMY THAT I CANNOT DEFEAT. and then u've got to give up ur plans of attacking me JUST because u've lost ur castle. sucker.
never underestimate the power of archers. i can shoot off a the balls of a man at 500 paces. translates to if i have 500 archers i can shoot of the balls of 500 men at 500 paces, 500 men at 450 paces, 500 men at 400 paces and 500 men at 350 paces and so on so forth. by the time you are 50 paces to me, you would have lost 4500 men to my pathetic 500 archers. talk about economies of scale.
another flaw i've noticed is that people tend to build buildings to produce creatures 1st. please, u can have all the damn creatures in your castle and it will not make a damn difference if u do not have the money to recruit them. it's like buying stocks. u can have all the best planned portfolios on the world but if u aint got the dough, u aint going to make the bread.
if i were a hero in HOMM, i would make adelide my 1, wife 2, consort 3, mistress 4, lover 5, anything which means she is mine.
her profile, "brought up on the something to do with ice and winter, her specialilty of frost ring. "(frost ring is a spell.) btw she's a human cleric, which means it would get a little tough if i were necromancer. never mind. i'll just turn her into a vampire or maybe a mindless zombie to do all my biddings. *perverted laughter*
*more perverted laughter*
This is the second coming of the return of the rise of the revivial of the resurrection of the... Okay, you should be getting the drift by now.
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
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