If I wear those jeans would I look like Kate Moss?

It’s nice how everything seems better to you when it’s finally yours. Only time will tell if I appreciate it more with the passage of time. But as of now, though it’s just red. To me, it’s the bloody freaking nicest red I’ve seen in my life. Its cool how there’s a USB plug for me to play mp3s instead of playing CDs. I have yet to floor the accelerator but that’s only because it’s not advisable to do so before the 1st servicing. In 1 day, I’ve clocked 150km on it and I can only see that figure exploding once my exams end.

My dog hates it though. She hates the fact that my new baby is occupying the driveway of the house, blocking her view of the world. As narrow as it was, it’s not that it has gotten narrower now, it’s just blocked.

I want to get a spoiler but I am too lazy and stingy to go get one. Actually, it’s more stingy than lazy. If someone had a free spoiler for me, I’ll go get it fixed now. No questions asked.

I want to get side skirts and strum bars as well. An air intake seems pretty cool as well. Hell, just throw in a turbo and that’ll really make my day.

What I want most? I want it to be scratch proof. Something like the tanks in the army. Where you can try and try and try but you’ll never be able to scratch the damn mother fucker.

Bullet proofing might be cool too. I want it to be laser proof, dirt proof, and bird shit proof as well.

I also want it to be a chick magnet. But given how materialistic members of the opposite sex are now a days, that’ll be a tough one. Maybe a holographic projector would be cool. Complete with sound effects that’ll make the less than well informed woman think that she’s getting into a Lamborghini. Now, THAT will be cool. What’s cooler?

Actually owning one.