This is the second coming of the return of the rise of the revivial of the resurrection of the... Okay, you should be getting the drift by now.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

i say!

CHINESE

PROVERB

ABOUT

MONEY
(my mom sent me this and i'm reading it at work.... and i was thinking to myself now not true...)




WITH MONEY YOU CAN

BUY A HOUSE

BUT NOT A HOME

(but without money, you cant buy the house to have a home! unless you fancy living in a carboard house home. and dun tell me how you might be living in the slums and be happy because we all know it's not true.)




WITH MONEY YOU CAN

BUY A CLOCK

BUT NOT TIME

(but without money, you cant buy the clock to tell the time!)




WITH MONEY YOU CAN

BUY A BED

BUT NOT SLEEP

(but you can sure buy a bed to have better sleep... unless you like sleeping on the floor with news paper serving as a pillow and blanket...)




WITH MONEY YOU CAN

BUY A BOOK, BUT

NOT KNOWLEDGE

(who needs knowledge... i can hire people with knowledge to do my work and earn me more money to hire even more people with better knowledge to earn me even more money with which i can etc etc)



WITH MONEY YOU CAN

SEE A DOCTOR,

BUT NOT GOOD HEALTH

(ever wondered why so many people in africa die from diseases despite being born into such a hardy environment that gives then a better immunity aka better health?)



WITH MONEY YOU CAN

BUY A POSITION

BUT NOT RESPECT

(same logic as the knowledge one... but if i had so much money, why would i need respect. its not like i want power. i do not need respect to drive a slk and neither do i need respect. i dread the day when someone comes up to me and goes u may have all the money in the world but i dun respect u. while i just take a million dollars and slap him silly with it.)




WITH MONEY YOU CAN

BUY BLOOD

BUT NOT LIFE

(refer to africa)







WITH MONEY YOU CAN

BUY SEX

BUT NOT LOVE

(and i can sure buy all the sex i want. jessica alba, maggi q, etc etc)

No comments:

Followers