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Sunday, January 22, 2006

and then there was light.

opening ceremony was a bomb. free flow of beer courtersy of by's genius in photocopying the stubs that let u get more beer for free and ron's dubious (but real) unlimited supply of stubs as well led to me drinking as much as i wanted, as long as i wanted. no questions there.

the final 2 cups of beer (a result of us giving away beer to anyone walking past us) led me to go to supper with a few friends when lo and behold! i found a bag and a laptop. A GODDAMNMUTHERFUCKING LAPTOP. boy if i sold that laptop i'll be outta debt now man. confirm. CONFIRM. or better still, i can have a laptop at home, and 1 in school! how cool is that! no more lugging my laptop to school and home. with 2 laptops i've effectively redefined the meaning of mobility.

HALF-DRUNKLY i went to the bag and lap top (i swear with the intention of finding out whoose it was) when Mshouted, DO NOT STEAL IT. JUST LEAVE IT THERE!!!!

just leave it there... where are ur morals boy and do u really think i would have stolen it.

m being really drunk stood there and stared at me, daring me to take it and begone when i saw a guard. i promptly called the uncle to open the bag and check whoose it was,(partly to relieveM and to prevent M from flying into one of his self rightous bouts. anyways, they belonged to my friend (sigh that's why i'm still in debt)and i returned it but of course.

but what was the laptop doing there in the 1st place? hmmm... no i was NOT entrusted to take care of it and obviously who ever was entrusted to take care of it didnt do too good a job. worst, maybe the person left it there. blame my luck that i knew whose laptop it was and decided to return it. damn. now if only i didnt know whoose lap top it was. hahaha. i'll be rich. like bill gates rich.

stayed in school till 430 drinking and partying in school. it's shocking how much fun a pool table, dart board, table scoccer and 6 bottles of beer can give u. coupled with tons of prepacked but uneatened food strewn all over school, we had quite the party. food, booz, women and (lacking) drugs.

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