While drinking I said to my swiss room mate. Heads I win, tails you lose. 1 won 3 beers before he realised.

A canadian was asked a german, "how do you say(rather softly) You've got beautiful eyes in czech?"

The german jumped off his chair," WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

And I officially hate Italian men. The bloody pricks. Bragging about driving a BMW in Italy.

"So, how much is a BMW in Italy?"

"Oh, about 20 thousand euros!" (he was bursting with pride)

"WOW! THAT'S REALLY CHEAP!"

"Oh really? So how much is a BMW in singapore?"

"I'm not sure but I think a 6 series costs around 250,000 euros!"

"..............."

Now the COE is really a good thing. SUCK SHIT ASS YOU ITALIAN BASTARDS.

What is it about me that makes people think that I just don't care. Or do people just assume that I don't care because they think that I don't care so they would not get hurt if I didn't care.