If you have an ice cube stuck down your throat, don’t panic. Just pour boiling water down your throat to get rid of the ice.

My mom seriously believes my dog can talk. When she asked me how I knew my uncle ate all the curry up, she added a “mon told u right?”

Every wondered how the name justina came about? One day, there was a baby gal called tina. Her father thought it was too plain and named her JUSTINA. And behold, there was justina.



I am a heroes fan. My name is hiro nakamura. I have a sword.

Save the cheer leader. Save the world.

Eragon is a show full of sexual connotations. I want to ride you. We can only be one when I am as strong as you. They say that when we are truly one, u can “fight” on my tail. She hasn’t gotten her fire yet. You’re not ready. And the list goes on…