Kung Fu Fighting Lyrics by Carl Douglas
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those kids were fast as Iighhing
In factit was a little bit fright'ning
But they fought with expert timing.
There were funky China-men from funky China-Town
They were chopping them upthey were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a faining to a slip and a kicking from the hip.
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. . .
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy John
He said: Here comes the big boss (Uh-Huh)let's get it on
We took the bow and made a standstarted swayin' with the hand
A sudden motion made me skipnow we're into a brand-new trip
Everybody was Kung Fu Figthing. . .
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In factit was a little bit fright'ning
Make sure you got expert timing.
This song knocks me out every single time I listen to it. It’s simply hilarious. The lyrics left out the punchlines of the songs. How can they leave out the grunting noises that is repeated time and again throughout the song! It’s damn bloody fucking funny. Talk about cheap thrills.
And what the hell does
There were funky China-men from funky China-TownThey were chopping them upthey were chopping them downIt's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their partFrom a fainting to a slip and a kicking from the hip.mean?
Hahaha. What a sterotype. They were chopping them up and chopping them down. WAHAHAHAHAHA! And everybody knew their part? Shoot me please…
And how does one go from a fainting to a slip. And a kick- ING from the hip. HAHAHA.
And then of course There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy JohnHe said: Here comes the big boss (Uh-Huh)let's get it on
Imagine being called funky billy chin and little sammy john. It’s damn bloody cock!
Imagine going for lunch with strangers and then u go, “ hi, my name is billy chin!”
What the hell were they thinking… such fucking sterotypes. and who actually goes to the big boss and says lets get it on... how misleading...
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