The New Jedi Order

for the star wars and closet star wars fans out there. the new jedi order is a must read. it's simply amazing how they can win every battle and still lose the war. at least till where i've read till. it is obviously no suprise that they end up winning the war... i mean with luke sky fucker and leia orgasm solo along with han fuck-me-solo. they simply cannot lose. plus the series has actually ended and i'm doing some major catching up.

chewbacca ends up dying. how apt that no blaster shot killed him.

no tie fighter pilot blows him outta the sky.

no foiled assination attempt took him out.

rather he got killed when a planet landed on top of him.

a moon to be precise landed on top of him. how dramatic.

they couldnt just let him die of old age like they did arutha (serpent war saga). no, they had to kill him while he was saving han fuck-me-solo's youngest son anakin.

yeah they had kids. 3 of them, 2 twins (duh... that's why they're called twins) and 1 more after that. cool huh. and all of them are swash buckling, evil killing, doing gooders jedi knights. one is a mytic jedi who thinks too much for his own good. the other is the "sword of the jedi". amazing how she is called the sword of the jedi when the jedi do not use swords, she should he called the light sabre of the jedi. while the youngest one is well... dead. he died killing one of the most dangerous threats to the jedi order. amazing. everything that attacks them are considered "the most dire threat that the jedi has faced to date!"

don't they remember that they almost lost their entire order to darth vader (damn fucker) ...