Bad sore throat after BJ....

yup, these are the words of my friend's msn nick name. a bad sorethroat after bj. lets break it down and see if it leads you to the same conclusion it lead me to...

with the word after, we can be sure that BJ is the event that gave rise to the sorethroat. in order for BJ to cause a sorethroat, we have to be reasonably certain that BJ would have to do with ingestion or at least, oral activity with something being placed into one's mouth for it to infect the throat. RIGHT? who ever gets a sorethroat from say, cycling...

now, what kinda of activity would BJ lead you to think? ben and jerrys?

FLAMING MONKEYS IF U SAID YES.

which then leads me to a more perplexing question of why would someone tell the whole world that he had a sorethroat after a BJ. and yes, it is a HE. and HE would definately not be complaining if he was on the receiving end of the BJ since then, he would not be the one having the sorethroat. but the thing is why on earth would he want the whole world to know that he was giving a BJ and contracted a sorethroat AFTER that.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOW A DAYS.
in a span of 1 month, i now know 1 lesbian, no make that 2 since i kinda know the other one.
i know 1 more lesbian who was not a lesbian 5 minutes after she became one and then reverted back to a non-lesbian the next day.
and now, i have a friend who openly proclaims that he has contracted a sore throat after BJ...

the world is so coming to an end.
not from nuclear holocaust
not by aliens
not by the leprecon

but rather by our own inability to find suitable mates to procreate.