Never lose to a 6 yr old

One can never lose when arguing with a 6 yr old.

" hey, go do ur homework. after u're done finishing it, i'll buy u macdonalds ice cream (yeah damn cheapo but to a 6 yr old. it's a fortune.)."

6 yr old," if u dun give me ice cream now, i wun do my work."

tyrant," if u dun do ur work, i will NOT buy u an ice cream NOW and i will NOT buy u an ice cream AFTER you finish your work."

6 yr old," ....."







it's not over yet. never leave an enemy behind you. crush, kill and annihilate.

the bastard," so are u going to do your work now?"

6 yr old," i can call police, say u force me to do things i dun want to do."

omg, now he's going to call the cops. like what the hell... taking a cue from russel peters, " go and call them. meanwhile i'll turn off the tv so u cant watch spiderman and pokemon..."

i've been watching too much kids central. and THIS is a huge reason why.



nothing beats watching a certain aboriginal australian prancing around and singing song. another reason is of course, the annoying 6 yr old. what's with kids and adults and adults singing songs while acting cute. and what's worst? watching ur 6 yr old cousin dance along with them... LIKE HELLO, JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY DANCE WITH US DOESNT MEAN THEY GIVE A SHIT WHETHER UR DANCING OR NOT.

does anyone know that it's the winter olympics? more importantly the torino winter olympics?



*silence*

i thought as much.



sometimes when i see guys oogling at girls, i cannot help but develop this mental picture in my head. i only hope that when i'm oogling at girlsi do not look like that.