Are you beginning to get get my point
They're always fighting with aching joints
It's doing nothing but tire us out
No one knows what this fight's about

My laptop crashed in prague.fucking amazing. I almost died. But on the bright side, I've bought a mac and i'm not regretting it at all. except my neo office's spell check doesn't work. fuck. Otherwise it's fantastic.

And perhaps it'll be easier to not care but would you want me to do that? Or rather if I stopped caring would a little part of me die? And if it died would you want that.

I wanna go back and play tennis. Gay salsa guy, you better wait for me to get back man and not improve too much.

Talk about tennis, tennis soon and kick his ass. Seriously. How sporty one can get over 2 nights.

I don't know what to think anymore. Your lives are just so intertwined now aren't they. And perhaps there wouldn't be a place for me anymore.

FUCKING GREAT

This is just fucking amazing. My room mate has gone back on the 1st weekend together with the people from his university. This weekend (the 2nd) his girlfriend came down.

AND SO DID THE REST OF THE PARTNERS OF THE PEOPLE IN HIS UNIVERSITY.

Not that it really bothers me. But tonight we got home from a movie and when I got back GUESS WHAT THEY WERE DOING?













NOT SEX. They were all in my room watching the Italian job which was on MY HARD DISK. Well not that he didn’t ask me before hand. BUT THEY WERE WATCHING A MOVIE IN MY ROOM. WHICH MEANS THAT I CAN’T DO ANYTHING IN MY ROOM.AND THERE ARE 6 OF THEM IN MY ROOM WHICH IS MEANT FOR 2. I DON'T EVEN DARE TO MAKE A NOISE NOW. WTF WTF WTF.

Well not nothing but almost nothing except sit in from of my laptop and bitch…

And Disturbia is a good movie. Or rather, the girl in disturbia is soooo fucking hot.

I got no school tommorrow!

AND THIS MEANS I GOT NO SCHOOL BECAUSE



Btw, RB means paradise building. Paradise...

Almost all of my room mates. the last one almost got laid the 2nd day he was here.




no wonder he's not in the picture.

after dinner we called for the bill to be spilt. and everyone tipped like 10 to 30 crowns. a swiss took all that money because he had 2000 crowns.

AND HE DIDNT TIP THE WAITRESS.

And upon discovery, a german shouted," THE BLOODY SWISS ARE DOING IT AGAIN! MOTHER FUCKERS!"

on a brighter note, at the party later on, all drinks were on the swiss.

Sir? Leave me alone!
Just a minute of your time.
Accept Jesus! NO!

You are The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Ash - Lost in you

Alying wide awake under strange skies
Wanting to call you, but it is late at night
And youre far away, but you are always on my mind

I feel like Im on fire, nothing I can do
Im troubled with doubt, though I know it is not true
And its times like these when I am dying to speak to you
Dying to get through, Im dying to speak to you
Dying to get through, Im dying to speak to you.

Staring at the wall, I sink inside
I think about it all, I get caught up in my life
I cant think straight, because its tearing up my mind

I feel like Im on fire, nothing I can do
Im troubled with doubt, though I know it is not true

And its times like these when I am dying to speak to you
Dying to get through, dying to get through

The more that I think how I need you
The more that I think, the more it seems true
And now it means more that I ever meant it to
Ever meant it to
Lying wide awake under strange skies
Wanting to call you, but it is late at night
And youre far away, but you are always on my mind

You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind

While drinking I said to my swiss room mate. Heads I win, tails you lose. 1 won 3 beers before he realised.

A canadian was asked a german, "how do you say(rather softly) You've got beautiful eyes in czech?"

The german jumped off his chair," WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

And I officially hate Italian men. The bloody pricks. Bragging about driving a BMW in Italy.

"So, how much is a BMW in Italy?"

"Oh, about 20 thousand euros!" (he was bursting with pride)

"WOW! THAT'S REALLY CHEAP!"

"Oh really? So how much is a BMW in singapore?"

"I'm not sure but I think a 6 series costs around 250,000 euros!"

"..............."

Now the COE is really a good thing. SUCK SHIT ASS YOU ITALIAN BASTARDS.

What is it about me that makes people think that I just don't care. Or do people just assume that I don't care because they think that I don't care so they would not get hurt if I didn't care.

hello everyone. sorry about the lack of updates, im travelling the world and i cant find the single " so forgive the grammer. spain totally rocks, its vibrant, energetic and safe. italy on the other hand is like a man way past its prime. hanging on to past glories as the only trophies left. i will update you guys once more the moment i land in prague.

tango 25 out.

It would be really sweet if you would come up to prague.

Today, my friend got pickpocketed. or rather, she left her bag hanging behind her on her chair. the damage of 100 euros, 1 driving license and 1 identity card wasn't nearing as bad as knowing that someone had stolen your bag and it was no one's fault but your own.

On the way to the supermart later, she was brandishing a 100 euro bill while crossing the road. Once bitten not shy.

Oh, i'm in barcelona and somehow company's better when it's smaller.

i hate it when things don't go my way. but i'm guessing not everything can go your way. if you don't mind it doesn't matter but too much of the former leads to too little of the latter.

at times, i really wonder how it would be like to go off into the sunset on my own, with unlimited cash and my backpack and me. and unlimited cash.

On the topic of what he's doing in school till 530, my friend said he's setting up a club. (I'm too lazy to copy the thing and post it as pictures but the below conversation is 100% true and unedited.)

MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
smusex
Puff says:
what the fuck

MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:

Puff says:
so what do u guys do there?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
mass orgy
Puff says:
wtf
haha
that's damn sick
so who else is in the club?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
smu
Puff says:
who's smu?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
up to me
Puff says:
ur president?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
emepror
Puff says:
emperor!
woah!
haha
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:

Puff says:
so now ur mervyl cock gaylord emperor of smuSEX
correct?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eh come to sch leh
i nd entertain ment until 530
Puff says:
what happened to ur club members?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
shagged out
Puff says:
so fast?
ur the emperor lei
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
ya they're weak, not like their strong emperor
Puff says:
oh so they're shagged out
not u?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
i'm all conquering !!!

the blanks are emoticons, use ur imagination.

It's amazing how much hype a parie dog can cause.







and for those who remember zoolander, yeah the one that malaysia banned...

She's terrible confused in this show, she doesnt know if she's speaking chinese or cantonese. When she wants something, she goes HAI and when she doesnt want something, she goes BU.
And the chinese master is so typical of all chinese period dramas...




But i still love this show and this is a reason why.



Realise how he dies from the 5 dunno what dunno what heart exploding etc etc?



classic.

Who I am hates who I've been

I watched the proverbial sunrise
Coming up over the Pacific and
You might think I'm losing my mind,
But I will shy away from the specifics...

'cause I don't want you to know where I am
'cause then you'll see my heart
In the saddest state it's ever been.

This is no place to try and live my life.

[Pre-Chorus]
Stop right there. That's exactly where I lost it.
See that line. Well I never should have crossed it.
Stop right there. Well I never should have said
That it's the very moment that
I wish that I could take back.

[Chorus]
I'm sorry for the person I became.
I'm sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I'm ready to be sure I never become that way again
'cause who I am hates who I've been.
Who I am hates who I've been.

I talk to absolutely no one.
Couldn't keep to myself enough.
And the things bottled inside have finally begun
To create so much pressure that I'll soon blow up.

I heard the reverberating footsteps
Synching up to the beating of my heart,
And I was positive that unless I got myself together,
I would watch me fall apart.

And I can't let that happen again
'cause then you'll see my heart
In the saddest state it's ever been.

This is no place to try and live my life.

[Pre-Chorus x2]
[Chorus]

Who I am hates who I've been
And who I am will take the second chance you gave me.
Who I am hates who I've been
'cause who I've been only ever made me...

So sorry for the person I became.
So sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I'm ready to be sure I never become that way again
'cause who I am hates who I've been.
Who I am hates who I've been.

Of being extra and unwanted.

Weekend Cars

A friend just told me that her sibling got fined driving a weekend car during the peak hours without a valid pass. This then caused me to do some research on weekend cars which lead me to some conclusions.

The weekend car (distinguished by a red license plate) is also known as the WEC scheme which is also known as the OPC scheme. As to why there’re 2 schemes to essentially the same thing, don’t ask me.

There’s nothing regarding penalties of violating the WEC/OPC scheme on LTA’s website while www.onemotoring.com.sg has 1 liner saying offenders can expect to pay around $10,000.

I proceeded to go to the Singapore Statues and check out the exact penalties. I threw searches relating to the WEC/OPC/Weekend cars and nothing came up. I finally found it under the road traffic act s 11A, under the law, we can be fined up to $5,000 for not displaying a pass on their 1st offense and up to $10,000 for their 2nd offense. What’s really shocking is that

(4) Any person who —
(a) falsifies an identification mark or plate prescribed in the case of a motor vehicle issued with a licence subject to the restriction referred to in subsection (1); or
(b) displays, or causes or permits to be displayed, a falsified identification mark or plate on such a motor vehicle,
shall be guilty of an offence and shall on conviction be punished with a fine not exceeding $20,000 or with imprisonment for a term not exceeding 12 months or with both.

Like what the fuck! That’s a total of $20,000 if I displayed an expired road sign while driving during the peak period without a valid sign right? FLAMING TESTICLES.

Who wants a weekend car now!

And no wonder they made finding such information so difficult. Now if only I could get official figures on how much they make from people who fail/display incorrect passes/illegally change the number plates.