DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Lunch and Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid

Now who ever said that Adrian Ong Jian-Zhong cannot manage his own company? Who ever said that he’ll only make money by cooking the books.



Ha! My company did extremely well. Granted it was against computers and who knows what may happen when we go up against real humans. Fark. And what strategic planning and market forecasting and financial planning. For strategic planning, I lived by the motto, click proceed to next round and see what happens. For market forecasting, it was spend spend spend and for financial planning, it was issue bonds, bonds and more bonds. In fact, my company was over flowing with cash and I was maximizing everything because it was a 10 year bond and the simulation ends in 8 years. What a genius.

All in all, I was fighting fire the whole time due to my over-reliance on the all powerful “gut feeling”.

I dreamt of her again today. It was so vivid, that I woke up half expecting to be in a room 3 times the size of the hall and twice the size of the other room (her room is not that big, the other rooms are just shoe boxes). What I loved about her place was the connecting toilet between both rooms. The connecting toilet wasn’t the selling point, the lack of doors to the toilet was what really sold it.

A classic case of what might have been had I chosen the path less travelled, instead of taking what ever is more certain. Maybe if I had been less risk adverse, things could have been so much more exciting. But then, till I actually cross paths with her again (if ever), this is nothing more than another what if.

2 posts in 1 day, to avoid having the number of posts to be 444. What can I say, still the china man at heart.

Did we cave?

Singapore is set to sign the extradication and defence treaty after 2 years of negotiations with Indonesia either today or tommorrow in Bali. On their ground and probably on their terms. After a 2-3 months ban of sand the the restriction of granite.

Did we cave in to the pressures that Indonesia exerted on us by banning sand and restricting granite?

The reopening of the quarries in Ubin cannot be a long term solution to this problem.

We can continue to import sand and granite from other sources but for how long and at what costs.

I believe the sand and granite was just a flexing of muscles from Indonesia telling us how dependent we are on them, so we better not piss them off. Imagine if they decided to cut foodstuffs, how much more would we suffer.

So much for Singapore always having alternatives. After all that is said and done, we're just a little red dot. Maybe we should consider expansion. Like the Romans did. Please ISD, I'm just joking.

BIMBO. Period.

And no, I'm not Klaaon.

they should change this party



to the addidas bash.

BUS DRIVER

When I stepped into the kitchen for breakfast (after my morning swim), I sat down and saw a newspaper article saying that a man got hit by a taxi driver. I believe it is my mom’s way of saying “take note of this”. The man wasn’t hit hard, he was hit and fell on the bonnet, but when the taxi braked, he fell and smacked his water melon on the road. What luck.

And the passenger in the taxi took off and ran away after the taxi hit him. I sure hope she goes to the police and gives her statement to send that mother fucking taxi driver to jail. No better, hang the mother fucker, chop his head off and stick it in the middle of the comfort delgro’s main office as a warning to all taxi drivers to not be fucking assholes when they’re on the road.

Just because you drive long hours on the road to feed your family doesn’t give you the fucking right to knock someone down because you wanted to run away without giving your particulars. You became a taxi driver by choice, citing things like I want to be my own boss, I like to manage my own time. Well if you were so good at managing your time, you probably will not have been a taxi driver. And since it’s your own choice, by choosing to remain a taxi driver, you fucking just have to get used to the fact that life’s unfair and comfort delgro is going to squeeze you for all that your worth. Alternatively, go be a bus driver. There’s cpf, over time, staff benefits, everyone gives way to you and since you’re driving at the average speed of 20km/h, you’re going need some serious skill to get into an accident.

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Ambling madly all over the town

The call to arms you liken to a whisper,I liken to a radio.

You were a brickbat, a bowery tuff, so rough

They culled you from a cartoon

Pulled out of your pantaloons.

But you,My brother in arms,

I'd rather I'd lose my limbs

Than let you come to harm.

But you ,My bombazine doll,

The bullets may singe your skin

And the mortars may fall.

But I,I never felt so much life

Than tonightHuddled in the trenches,

Gazing on the battle field,Our rifles blaze away;

We blaze away.

Corporal Bradley of regiment five

In proud array standing by the bathing

Soldiers and the stevedores.

We laid on the mattress and tumbled to sleep

Our eyes aligned, swaddled in our civies

Cradled in our dungarees.

But you,My brother in arms,I'd rather I'd lose my limbs

Than let you come to harm.

But you,My bombazine doll,The bullets may singe your skin

And the mortars may fall.

But I,I never felt so much life

Than tonight

Huddled in the trenches,Gazing on the battle field

Our rifles blaze away;We blaze away.We blaze away.We blaze away.

Finally, a bloody song that sings good things about war.

How to piss off someone who wanted to piss u off.

What happens when a baby panda sneezes?

mother fucking funny.

I AM GOING TO PRAGUE!

A fucking retarded conversation between someone who's trying to get his point across vs someone who is just... retarded.

and retardedness is contagious.

In a more local context. No foreign talent - No more SPGs. Think about it Singapore.

Or No Foreign Brides - No more babies.

Or No M***** - No unwanted pregnancies. (This would be something worth thinking about.)

How to attract attention?

Change your msn nick to "i knew you liked me from the start!"

8 curious assholes at the moment. that's not even 10% in my msn list.

what a pathetic existence i have...

As I fell the 50ft
towards my certain death,

I smiled;

at the thought of so many
heavy with question.

Did he fall / was he pushed?

I knew the answer,
though I wasn't going to say.

Shameless

Yesterday, KK, M and S went for dinner together, the occasion was KK's belated birthday treat from S. The only reason why M was there was because M was in school alone and the bunch of us were going to meet up later on at around 10. So rather than leave M alone in school till 10, KK asked him to join her.

After dinner, S was picking up the bill as he was treating KK and out of courtesy told M that he need not pay. M immediately kept his wallet and his money as well. I arrived after dinner but not before the bill was paid and when I realised that M was not going to pay S back, I got peeved and started hinting at M to pay S for the bill. It was the 1st time M was meeting S by the way.

But being covetous, greedy, little and mercenary person that lives by the motto “ask not what M can do for you, but rather what you can do for M” or “M only watches M’s back and perhaps yours, if there’s something in it for M”. He did not even bother to attempt to pay S back citing he said he was going to treat me.

Just the day before, M treated KK to her belated dinner where I sat in. And after dinner, I asked M (jokingly mind you) whether I needed to pay and he immediately lambasted me saying that the treat is for KK’s birthday and not mine. And I jokingly said that during my birthday I treated him to beer so shouldn’t he treat me back. But that aside, if he could so clearly draw the lines between black and white, telling me what is acceptable and what is not and then proceed to do the very opposite the next day, isn’t that a sign of the apex of hypocrisy? Where everything can be changed, as long as it’s changed to my favour.

Perhaps that is why despite of your superior physic, you can never get the chicks that you want or you’ll always be 2nd best when a chick has to choose between you and someone else, because if you can never overlook your own self interests, what makes you think someone is going to allow you to take care of them when they know that you’ll only look after them AFTER your own needs are taken care of.

Later on in the car on the way home,

KK – I swear my car engine is super noisy today.

Me – then my car engine must be driving you deaf…

KK – no! it’s really damn loud!

Me – maybe it’s because your driving at 4,000 rpm

KK – Oh yah, haha.

Me – now your driving damn slowly, can you step on it?

KK – I think my engine’s spoilt, I step at 4,000 rpm and I’m moving at 60, when I release I’m going at 30.

Me – Maybe it’s because you are driving in gear 2.

KK - Shuddup bitch.

Cool?

After looking at my friend's nick which had the i'm in front of it, i was really quite curious as to how he got it. After passing on the secret on how to get the i'm in front of the nick, this conversation ensued.



Which leads me to another question. What if no one else picks it up...

when i asked zm whether he understood what Noah meant by scattered fucking showers my ass...



Really. No one gets it.

Classical Request

In this day and age, especially after you've been through 3 years of uni education at SMU no doubt you learn to expect certain things when certain people talk to you on msn. As freshmen we all took msn 101 which stretched over 2 sems. Some dropped out due to grades constraints, while others continued taking it out of sheer love of the course. While others use it merely as a tool.

When someone whom you hardly knows msns you, you can almost be certain that he wants something.



Classic. But at least he salvages the situation by making some small talk at the end. Which might have worked if the person on the receiving end wasn't half as cynical as I am. But what the hell, he should have done away with the hi and gotten straight to the point. But still it's refreshing and i enjoy conversations which are short, concise and well, short.