I AM GOING TO PRAGUE!

A fucking retarded conversation between someone who's trying to get his point across vs someone who is just... retarded.

and retardedness is contagious.

In a more local context. No foreign talent - No more SPGs. Think about it Singapore.

Or No Foreign Brides - No more babies.

Or No M***** - No unwanted pregnancies. (This would be something worth thinking about.)

How to attract attention?

Change your msn nick to "i knew you liked me from the start!"

8 curious assholes at the moment. that's not even 10% in my msn list.

what a pathetic existence i have...

As I fell the 50ft
towards my certain death,

I smiled;

at the thought of so many
heavy with question.

Did he fall / was he pushed?

I knew the answer,
though I wasn't going to say.

Shameless

Yesterday, KK, M and S went for dinner together, the occasion was KK's belated birthday treat from S. The only reason why M was there was because M was in school alone and the bunch of us were going to meet up later on at around 10. So rather than leave M alone in school till 10, KK asked him to join her.

After dinner, S was picking up the bill as he was treating KK and out of courtesy told M that he need not pay. M immediately kept his wallet and his money as well. I arrived after dinner but not before the bill was paid and when I realised that M was not going to pay S back, I got peeved and started hinting at M to pay S for the bill. It was the 1st time M was meeting S by the way.

But being covetous, greedy, little and mercenary person that lives by the motto “ask not what M can do for you, but rather what you can do for M” or “M only watches M’s back and perhaps yours, if there’s something in it for M”. He did not even bother to attempt to pay S back citing he said he was going to treat me.

Just the day before, M treated KK to her belated dinner where I sat in. And after dinner, I asked M (jokingly mind you) whether I needed to pay and he immediately lambasted me saying that the treat is for KK’s birthday and not mine. And I jokingly said that during my birthday I treated him to beer so shouldn’t he treat me back. But that aside, if he could so clearly draw the lines between black and white, telling me what is acceptable and what is not and then proceed to do the very opposite the next day, isn’t that a sign of the apex of hypocrisy? Where everything can be changed, as long as it’s changed to my favour.

Perhaps that is why despite of your superior physic, you can never get the chicks that you want or you’ll always be 2nd best when a chick has to choose between you and someone else, because if you can never overlook your own self interests, what makes you think someone is going to allow you to take care of them when they know that you’ll only look after them AFTER your own needs are taken care of.

Later on in the car on the way home,

KK – I swear my car engine is super noisy today.

Me – then my car engine must be driving you deaf…

KK – no! it’s really damn loud!

Me – maybe it’s because your driving at 4,000 rpm

KK – Oh yah, haha.

Me – now your driving damn slowly, can you step on it?

KK – I think my engine’s spoilt, I step at 4,000 rpm and I’m moving at 60, when I release I’m going at 30.

Me – Maybe it’s because you are driving in gear 2.

KK - Shuddup bitch.

Cool?

After looking at my friend's nick which had the i'm in front of it, i was really quite curious as to how he got it. After passing on the secret on how to get the i'm in front of the nick, this conversation ensued.



Which leads me to another question. What if no one else picks it up...

when i asked zm whether he understood what Noah meant by scattered fucking showers my ass...



Really. No one gets it.

Classical Request

In this day and age, especially after you've been through 3 years of uni education at SMU no doubt you learn to expect certain things when certain people talk to you on msn. As freshmen we all took msn 101 which stretched over 2 sems. Some dropped out due to grades constraints, while others continued taking it out of sheer love of the course. While others use it merely as a tool.

When someone whom you hardly knows msns you, you can almost be certain that he wants something.



Classic. But at least he salvages the situation by making some small talk at the end. Which might have worked if the person on the receiving end wasn't half as cynical as I am. But what the hell, he should have done away with the hi and gotten straight to the point. But still it's refreshing and i enjoy conversations which are short, concise and well, short.

Top 10 times the use of fuck is most appropiate

10th - "Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso,1926
5th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
4th - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945
3rd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
2nd - "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton
1st - "Where the fuck are the bloody bombs?" - George Bush

Brand new colony

Brand New Colony Lyrics
by The Postal Service[ Download Free Lyrics Software featuring The Postal Service ] [ Send to a friend ]
I'll be the grapes fermented,
Bottled and served with the table set in my finest suit
Like a perfect gentlemen
I'll be the fire escape that's bolted to the ancient brick
Where you will sit and contemplate your day
I'll be the waterwings that save you if you start drowning
In an open tab when your judgement's on the brink
I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite
Albums back as your lying there drifting off to sleep...
I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you...
You won't have to strain to look into my eyes
I'll be your winter coat buttoned and zippedstraight to the throat
With the collar up so you won't catch a cold
I want to take you far from the cynics int his town
And kiss you on the mouth
We'll cut out bodies free from the tethers of this scene,
Start a brand new colony
Where everything will change,
We'll give ourselves new names (identities erased)
The sun will hear the grounds
Under our bare feet in this brand new colony
Everything will change, oOo oOo...


another reason why it's not working with the CS.
I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as your lying there drifting off to sleep...

Phonograph? They mean photographs right? think there's a typo in the lyrics. But then if it's photograph, then it doesn't make sense.

YAH HUH....

300

Spartans! Prepare for glory!

Be afriad, Sparta will burn to the ground!

This is madness! -This is Sparta!

A new age has begun! An age of freedom! And all will know that 300 Spartans give their last breath to defend it!

A thousand nations of the Persian Empire decend upon you, our arrows will blot out the sun. - Then we will fight in the shade.

Tonight, we dine in hell!

With lines like this, how can a movie go wrong...

How looks can be deceiving

It was a blast with the trannies, hong kong babes, malaysian babes and the fatties.

How looks can be deceiving

It was a blast with the trannies, hong kong babes, malaysian babes and the fatties.

I was having a drink after gym with KK and Irvin when Irvin decided to give me his number. After keying it in and giving him a miss call, the name Glen pops up when i press call. I looked at Irvin and tells him he gave me the wrong number. We repeated the keying in of the number 3 times and each time Glen's name pops up when I press call. Finally Irvin gets peeved and says let it ring and see whether my phone rings.

Lo and behold, his phone does ring, which means that Glen gave me the wrong fucking number.... But what are the odds of that happening.

Regina Spektor is mighty cool.

The Decemberists are mighty cool too.

The Sounds are mighty mighty cool too.

Last night we went MOS and i swear i still have it. Fat gals, trannies, lonely girls with no friends, hong kong girls, malaysian girls, you all better beware because though i cant get Jessica Alba, I can still get you.

Nothing beats the tranny. haha. I don't care if she has a dick cause she's so fucking hot and it doesnt matter because i'm not going anywhere else with her. Haha, after i was done dancing with her, i passed her to D to dance with her. D went to ask her what was her name. She told him his name and he said, no, your original name. she said it was james and walked away. awwww....

T got into a fight protecting eileen and justina. hahhaa. mighty funny. okay, not fight, he got into an almost fight and ended up yelling at eileen for i dunno what reason.

Justina was soooo drunk, she actually believed that she could make it home. which we managed to convince her otherwise for 1.5 hours. after which she was so convinced that she left the club in a stupor.

Last night, i was a student studying in NYU. A hong kong yan. A singaporean who grew up in an international school in Hong Kong. When i'm clubbing, i can be anyone and anything. Hell, I was even the manager of MOS.

Analytical Skills

Browsing through some old folders and i stumbled (this sounds wrong when ur using stumble, lets change it to chanced upon) upon this.



Classic fallacy. which one though, i can't say.

When a sleepy mind meets a very bored and very much awake mind.

Good morning babe, happy day day before v day and happy one week less 6 days to the lunar new year! Haha. I’m sitting in a meeting room playing free cell and reading wicked. Please let me have the internet.

Haha. Ok, you’re bored. Yes you do need the internet. Why does your client’s place not have wireless? Haha.

Even if they do, me do not have a wireless card which then brings me back to the first point that I do not have the internet. Haha. Awake you are young padawan. The force is strong in you.

Oh god! Haha, I seriously doubt if I should meet up with you tomorrow. What if I go mad? Haha.

Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to fear and fear leads to madness. But fear not, for the seed of justice is strong in this one.

Ah! Save me!

As swift as a sparrow whose wings are on fire would I race to your plight young padawan but alas, my wings are burnt. Haha.

Ok, I’m banning you from watching anymore star wars related stuff! No more Adrian! No more!

The last one had nothing to do with star wars no? Why is the young padawan awake at such an unearthly hour?

I do not care! It’s all the same. Haha. my friend woke me up la. Haha. good thing tho. I have a presentation to rush for.

Oh a special friend I see you having. A strengthening in the anti-sam side of the force, this can only bode well for the new angela.

Haha. Yes yes a special friend :-p showed me what I was missing out on. Haha.




I’m having this bitter taste in my mouth when you didn’t show up. The disappointment though expected didn’t make swallowing it any easier. Perhaps I was reaching for the moon when all I could reach was the ceiling fan.


I’m reading the newspapers at work because there’s simply nothing for me to do and I read an article on estate duty. The interesting thing about this article, aside the main issue that touched on the probable future of the “long outdated” estate duty, is that the straits times got their sources from 3 partners in 3 different accounting firms.

In case you haven’t got it yet, they’re collectively known as the big FOUR. Not big 3. From a certain firm’s point of view, I’m quite certain no news is not good news.

While reading the straits times, my senior (this one shall be called the slutty senior not because she’s slutty. But because she looks slutty and because a certain YWZ’s words keeps flashing across my eyes everytime I look at her. His words are along the line of “I heard she’s a good fark. She fark a lot in ntu, every night also fark. Farking horny. ) looks at me and says, do u know what website shows us the share price? In Chinese of course and I look at her blanky and go, “how about SGX DOT COM?”

But do not underestimate her. She’s from the bane of all things ACS. Her kind eats us for breakfast my brothers. She’s from the one, the only, the ultra deadly dunman + vj combination. Let us all beware and spare a minute’s silence for my sad sad fate.

TOP TEN THINGS I SAY AT DT

10. What time do you need me until?

9. Wah, jing tian chuan dao zhe me mei? (used when talking to clients. only applicable to female clients > 35)

8. Is that all? ( used when facing an insurmountable amount of work)

7. What time do you need me to come in tomorrow?

6. I'm only an intern.

5. Do you have anything for me to do? Cause i've been doing nothing, not that i usually mind but then there's no internet connection here and i'm pretty sick of free cell.

4. Hi, my name is adrian, yours?

3. Where's the client's place at? If it's at tuas i dun wanna go.

2. Could you speak slower and in english please...?

1. No, i'm from SMU.