WAHAHAHA! PRAGUE ROCKS! SLAVIA PRAHA!
This is the second coming of the return of the rise of the revivial of the resurrection of the... Okay, you should be getting the drift by now.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
THIS IS CZECH! (Part 1)
Hello,
Or driver will at you at 12:30. Do you will at home??
Veronika ŠILPOCHOVÁ
Customer Service Agent
A typical czech email in english...
Another thing, the parcel was supposed to be here on monday. It didn't come. It's supposed to reach at 1000hrs on tuesday morning, it isn't here. Now it's supposed to come at 1230hrs. I'm tingling with anticipation.
Oh and here's the aftermath of a party in my room.
Or driver will at you at 12:30. Do you will at home??
Veronika ŠILPOCHOVÁ
Customer Service Agent
A typical czech email in english...
Another thing, the parcel was supposed to be here on monday. It didn't come. It's supposed to reach at 1000hrs on tuesday morning, it isn't here. Now it's supposed to come at 1230hrs. I'm tingling with anticipation.
Oh and here's the aftermath of a party in my room.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Fastball - Out of my head
Sometimes I feel
Like I am drunk behind the wheel
The wheel of possibility
However it may roll
Give it a spin
See if you can somehow factor in
You know there's always more than one way
To say exactly what you mean to say
Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind?
How could I have ever been so blind?
I was waiting for an indication
It was hard to find
Don't matter what I say only what I do
I never mean to do bad things to you
So quiet but I finally woke up
If you're sad then its time you spoke up too
Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind?
How could I have ever been so blind?
I was waiting for an indication
It was hard to find
Don't matter what I say only what I do
I never mean to do bad things to you
So quiet but I finally woke up
If you're sad then its time you spoke up too
Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind?
How could I have ever been so blind?
I was waiting for an invitation
It was hard to find
Don't matter what I say only what I do
I never mean to do bad things to you
So quiet but I finally woke up
If you're sad
Then its time you spoke up
Too
Like I am drunk behind the wheel
The wheel of possibility
However it may roll
Give it a spin
See if you can somehow factor in
You know there's always more than one way
To say exactly what you mean to say
Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind?
How could I have ever been so blind?
I was waiting for an indication
It was hard to find
Don't matter what I say only what I do
I never mean to do bad things to you
So quiet but I finally woke up
If you're sad then its time you spoke up too
Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind?
How could I have ever been so blind?
I was waiting for an indication
It was hard to find
Don't matter what I say only what I do
I never mean to do bad things to you
So quiet but I finally woke up
If you're sad then its time you spoke up too
Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind?
How could I have ever been so blind?
I was waiting for an invitation
It was hard to find
Don't matter what I say only what I do
I never mean to do bad things to you
So quiet but I finally woke up
If you're sad
Then its time you spoke up
Too
Monday, October 15, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Some quoutes from Marcel
German," the germans are very hospitable, you should come germany and we'll take care of you there."
Marcel,"But only if your not a jew..."
Marcel on the phone to his friend who was getting lost, "All roads lead to Rome, Prague is just not along the way to Rome."
At a chinese retaurant he was staring intently at the menu.
me,"Marcel, what are you staring at?"
Marcel, "I'm thinking how many times I have to come here before I can say I've tried everything."
And a picture of the funny guy.
Marcel,"But only if your not a jew..."
Marcel on the phone to his friend who was getting lost, "All roads lead to Rome, Prague is just not along the way to Rome."
At a chinese retaurant he was staring intently at the menu.
me,"Marcel, what are you staring at?"
Marcel, "I'm thinking how many times I have to come here before I can say I've tried everything."
And a picture of the funny guy.
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Thursday, October 04, 2007
My laptop crashed in prague.fucking amazing. I almost died. But on the bright side, I've bought a mac and i'm not regretting it at all. except my neo office's spell check doesn't work. fuck. Otherwise it's fantastic.
And perhaps it'll be easier to not care but would you want me to do that? Or rather if I stopped caring would a little part of me die? And if it died would you want that.
I wanna go back and play tennis. Gay salsa guy, you better wait for me to get back man and not improve too much.
Talk about tennis, tennis soon and kick his ass. Seriously. How sporty one can get over 2 nights.
And perhaps it'll be easier to not care but would you want me to do that? Or rather if I stopped caring would a little part of me die? And if it died would you want that.
I wanna go back and play tennis. Gay salsa guy, you better wait for me to get back man and not improve too much.
Talk about tennis, tennis soon and kick his ass. Seriously. How sporty one can get over 2 nights.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
FUCKING GREAT
This is just fucking amazing. My room mate has gone back on the 1st weekend together with the people from his university. This weekend (the 2nd) his girlfriend came down.
AND SO DID THE REST OF THE PARTNERS OF THE PEOPLE IN HIS UNIVERSITY.
Not that it really bothers me. But tonight we got home from a movie and when I got back GUESS WHAT THEY WERE DOING?
NOT SEX. They were all in my room watching the Italian job which was on MY HARD DISK. Well not that he didn’t ask me before hand. BUT THEY WERE WATCHING A MOVIE IN MY ROOM. WHICH MEANS THAT I CAN’T DO ANYTHING IN MY ROOM.AND THERE ARE 6 OF THEM IN MY ROOM WHICH IS MEANT FOR 2. I DON'T EVEN DARE TO MAKE A NOISE NOW. WTF WTF WTF.
Well not nothing but almost nothing except sit in from of my laptop and bitch…
And Disturbia is a good movie. Or rather, the girl in disturbia is soooo fucking hot.
AND SO DID THE REST OF THE PARTNERS OF THE PEOPLE IN HIS UNIVERSITY.
Not that it really bothers me. But tonight we got home from a movie and when I got back GUESS WHAT THEY WERE DOING?
NOT SEX. They were all in my room watching the Italian job which was on MY HARD DISK. Well not that he didn’t ask me before hand. BUT THEY WERE WATCHING A MOVIE IN MY ROOM. WHICH MEANS THAT I CAN’T DO ANYTHING IN MY ROOM.AND THERE ARE 6 OF THEM IN MY ROOM WHICH IS MEANT FOR 2. I DON'T EVEN DARE TO MAKE A NOISE NOW. WTF WTF WTF.
Well not nothing but almost nothing except sit in from of my laptop and bitch…
And Disturbia is a good movie. Or rather, the girl in disturbia is soooo fucking hot.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
after dinner we called for the bill to be spilt. and everyone tipped like 10 to 30 crowns. a swiss took all that money because he had 2000 crowns.
AND HE DIDNT TIP THE WAITRESS.
And upon discovery, a german shouted," THE BLOODY SWISS ARE DOING IT AGAIN! MOTHER FUCKERS!"
on a brighter note, at the party later on, all drinks were on the swiss.
AND HE DIDNT TIP THE WAITRESS.
And upon discovery, a german shouted," THE BLOODY SWISS ARE DOING IT AGAIN! MOTHER FUCKERS!"
on a brighter note, at the party later on, all drinks were on the swiss.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
You are The Fool
The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Ash - Lost in you
Alying wide awake under strange skies
Wanting to call you, but it is late at night
And youre far away, but you are always on my mind
I feel like Im on fire, nothing I can do
Im troubled with doubt, though I know it is not true
And its times like these when I am dying to speak to you
Dying to get through, Im dying to speak to you
Dying to get through, Im dying to speak to you.
Staring at the wall, I sink inside
I think about it all, I get caught up in my life
I cant think straight, because its tearing up my mind
I feel like Im on fire, nothing I can do
Im troubled with doubt, though I know it is not true
And its times like these when I am dying to speak to you
Dying to get through, dying to get through
The more that I think how I need you
The more that I think, the more it seems true
And now it means more that I ever meant it to
Ever meant it to
Lying wide awake under strange skies
Wanting to call you, but it is late at night
And youre far away, but you are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
Wanting to call you, but it is late at night
And youre far away, but you are always on my mind
I feel like Im on fire, nothing I can do
Im troubled with doubt, though I know it is not true
And its times like these when I am dying to speak to you
Dying to get through, Im dying to speak to you
Dying to get through, Im dying to speak to you.
Staring at the wall, I sink inside
I think about it all, I get caught up in my life
I cant think straight, because its tearing up my mind
I feel like Im on fire, nothing I can do
Im troubled with doubt, though I know it is not true
And its times like these when I am dying to speak to you
Dying to get through, dying to get through
The more that I think how I need you
The more that I think, the more it seems true
And now it means more that I ever meant it to
Ever meant it to
Lying wide awake under strange skies
Wanting to call you, but it is late at night
And youre far away, but you are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind
While drinking I said to my swiss room mate. Heads I win, tails you lose. 1 won 3 beers before he realised.
A canadian was asked a german, "how do you say(rather softly) You've got beautiful eyes in czech?"
The german jumped off his chair," WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
And I officially hate Italian men. The bloody pricks. Bragging about driving a BMW in Italy.
"So, how much is a BMW in Italy?"
"Oh, about 20 thousand euros!" (he was bursting with pride)
"WOW! THAT'S REALLY CHEAP!"
"Oh really? So how much is a BMW in singapore?"
"I'm not sure but I think a 6 series costs around 250,000 euros!"
"..............."
Now the COE is really a good thing. SUCK SHIT ASS YOU ITALIAN BASTARDS.
What is it about me that makes people think that I just don't care. Or do people just assume that I don't care because they think that I don't care so they would not get hurt if I didn't care.
A canadian was asked a german, "how do you say(rather softly) You've got beautiful eyes in czech?"
The german jumped off his chair," WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
And I officially hate Italian men. The bloody pricks. Bragging about driving a BMW in Italy.
"So, how much is a BMW in Italy?"
"Oh, about 20 thousand euros!" (he was bursting with pride)
"WOW! THAT'S REALLY CHEAP!"
"Oh really? So how much is a BMW in singapore?"
"I'm not sure but I think a 6 series costs around 250,000 euros!"
"..............."
Now the COE is really a good thing. SUCK SHIT ASS YOU ITALIAN BASTARDS.
What is it about me that makes people think that I just don't care. Or do people just assume that I don't care because they think that I don't care so they would not get hurt if I didn't care.
Monday, September 10, 2007
hello everyone. sorry about the lack of updates, im travelling the world and i cant find the single " so forgive the grammer. spain totally rocks, its vibrant, energetic and safe. italy on the other hand is like a man way past its prime. hanging on to past glories as the only trophies left. i will update you guys once more the moment i land in prague.
tango 25 out.
tango 25 out.
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