Just to prove that i've got above average reflexes


http://farm.addictinggames.com/D78AQSAKQLQWI9/3461.swf

and to justify why i wanna be a koala bear in my next life



notice what the little bastard's arm is grabbing. bloody horny bastard.

I was reading an email and a buddy of mine said "she was scareded". I freaking burst out laughing in the mother fucking library. Like WHAT THE FUCK.

I think this particular girl is damn cute. But she's the number dunno what girl that only I think is cute. Fuck off...

My mom said my dog was smiling this morning cause she managed to sleep inside the house last night... Really...

The place that i'm studying in is called the "collaborative study area", what ever that means...

There's a particularly black and shiny groove on every platform of the esculator....

I had a dream last night that I managed to siphon close to 10,000,000 dollars from the company I was working at. And i covered my tracks, placed my money somewhere else and migrated to a country without an extradication treaty. Cool huh?

VERY.

Hello World

Today, my grandparents came to my house cause they thought my mom underwent some life threatening major operation.

The only problem was that there was no life threatening major operation. They heard wrongly.

And because they've been semi deaf for as long as I can remember, this was never an issue. But now that we've bought them hearing aids, they seem to be hearing a lot more things and misintepreting a lot more things.

And they talk a lot more, now that they can hear properly. All in all it's a good thing but somehow I think everyone else (myself included) thinks that maybe things weren't so bad when they were semi deaf.

Okay, bastard.

To all you voyeurs

Hello world, it has come to my attention that a great many voyeurs have recently discovered this wonderful haven in the land of Blogspot at the province of Amerepuff. It would be greatly appreciated if you would be so kind as to inform the governer, a.k.a me, that you have made your way here. Treat it as an exercise in immigration i.e. stamping your passport when you go to Sentosa. It’s not necessary, it's troublesome but I would most definitely appreciate it.

I would really hate to have Sentosa break away from Singapore but it might just come to that especially if the number of not-so-illegal immigrants continue to rise. (I.e. begin the sissified actions of locking entries or the whole blog which I am very reluctant to do)

So if you are kind enough, please just tag me on my tag board.

So cool

Artist:
badly drawn boy
Song:
you were right
Album:
And you, were right to bide your time and not buy into my misery, well the good things are never free, do the colours of the rainbow look the same to everyone, And I, was rushin' round in circles for a reason to believe, wipe the slime from of your sleeve, you could follow me for weeks and i'm not goin' anywhere, Sometimes it's hard to love someone, until the day that they are gone, And I, just had a dream the other night, I was married to the Queen, and Madonna lived next door, I think she took a shine to me, and the kids were all grown up, but i had to turn her down coz i was still in love with you, I'm turnin' madonna down, i'm callin' it my best move, i'll get a ticket to what you need, I, remember doin' nothin' on the night Sinatra died, and the night Jeff Buckley died, and the night Kurt Cobain died, and the night John Lennon died, I remember I stayed up to watch the news with everyone, And that was a lot of nights, and that was a lot of lives, they lost the tickets to what they need, And I, was busy findin' answers while you just got on with real life, always hoped you'd be my wife, but i never found the time, for the question to arrive, I just disguised it in this song, And songs, are never quite the answer, just a soundtrack to a life, that is over all too soon, helps to turn the days to night, while i was wrong and you were right, And this was a lesson learned, I'm happy to be your fool, and get you tickets to what you need, I'm turnin' the lights down low, i'm ready to make my move, i'll get you tickets to what you need.

I feel like this sometimes. And if you think it's you it's probably you.

HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!

i almost got punched as i entered the train today. freaking hell. as usual singaporeans were afraid of the "ghost" in the middle of the train and no one was walking in and as usual, i barged my way into the middle of the carriage and into the center of a fight between a damn weird looking chinese man and damn geeky looking malay man. okay, i apologise for the oxy moron. no geeky looking malay. not so weird but still weird looking malay man. anyways, happily tuned into my zen watching the blood diamond completely oblivious to what was going on when the malay man pushed me away. boy was i worked up. then i noticed a yellow arm flashing by my face and i was seriously thinking " okay, like WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. I'VE GOT MY TRUSTY UMBRELLA AND U WANNA PICK A FIGHT WITH ME FOR MAKING SPACE BY FACING THE GHOSTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CARRIAGE..."

then i took a step back, glanced at both parties and resumed watching the blood diamond as if i couldnt care less about the fight that was going on.

did i mention that i took off an earphone just in case. what a wimp...

Here are some of my favourite erm... WHATEVER.

Below are some of my “beloved” group mates this semester.

P.S they are not in any order of merit what so ever *ahem*

The first one would be little miss I cannot help but try my best to get into the bad books of yours truly. Maybe this picture does not do her justice but she does look like miss piggy.



Next is the commando. While looking at this picture, you might think that it was taken during his “for honour and glory” days. WELL ITS NOT. AND GOD KNOWS WHY HE’S STILL WEARING ARMY GREEN SHIRTS.



And lastly, from the picture you must be thinking Nicholas Anelka. Right, the incredible sulk. And trust me when I tell you this one can really sulk.



And I so hope that none of them reads this blog or reads this blog any longer or I swear I might just grow shorter by about 40 cm.

OMG

I can't believe the nodder is acting cute in front of me!

Can i eat yet? *bats eyelids*

Ur watching naruto? so funny! * blushes*

Are u amending ur slides? *bats fucking eyelids again.*

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME.

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Lunch and Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid

Now who ever said that Adrian Ong Jian-Zhong cannot manage his own company? Who ever said that he’ll only make money by cooking the books.



Ha! My company did extremely well. Granted it was against computers and who knows what may happen when we go up against real humans. Fark. And what strategic planning and market forecasting and financial planning. For strategic planning, I lived by the motto, click proceed to next round and see what happens. For market forecasting, it was spend spend spend and for financial planning, it was issue bonds, bonds and more bonds. In fact, my company was over flowing with cash and I was maximizing everything because it was a 10 year bond and the simulation ends in 8 years. What a genius.

All in all, I was fighting fire the whole time due to my over-reliance on the all powerful “gut feeling”.

I dreamt of her again today. It was so vivid, that I woke up half expecting to be in a room 3 times the size of the hall and twice the size of the other room (her room is not that big, the other rooms are just shoe boxes). What I loved about her place was the connecting toilet between both rooms. The connecting toilet wasn’t the selling point, the lack of doors to the toilet was what really sold it.

A classic case of what might have been had I chosen the path less travelled, instead of taking what ever is more certain. Maybe if I had been less risk adverse, things could have been so much more exciting. But then, till I actually cross paths with her again (if ever), this is nothing more than another what if.

2 posts in 1 day, to avoid having the number of posts to be 444. What can I say, still the china man at heart.

Did we cave?

Singapore is set to sign the extradication and defence treaty after 2 years of negotiations with Indonesia either today or tommorrow in Bali. On their ground and probably on their terms. After a 2-3 months ban of sand the the restriction of granite.

Did we cave in to the pressures that Indonesia exerted on us by banning sand and restricting granite?

The reopening of the quarries in Ubin cannot be a long term solution to this problem.

We can continue to import sand and granite from other sources but for how long and at what costs.

I believe the sand and granite was just a flexing of muscles from Indonesia telling us how dependent we are on them, so we better not piss them off. Imagine if they decided to cut foodstuffs, how much more would we suffer.

So much for Singapore always having alternatives. After all that is said and done, we're just a little red dot. Maybe we should consider expansion. Like the Romans did. Please ISD, I'm just joking.

BIMBO. Period.

And no, I'm not Klaaon.

they should change this party



to the addidas bash.

BUS DRIVER

When I stepped into the kitchen for breakfast (after my morning swim), I sat down and saw a newspaper article saying that a man got hit by a taxi driver. I believe it is my mom’s way of saying “take note of this”. The man wasn’t hit hard, he was hit and fell on the bonnet, but when the taxi braked, he fell and smacked his water melon on the road. What luck.

And the passenger in the taxi took off and ran away after the taxi hit him. I sure hope she goes to the police and gives her statement to send that mother fucking taxi driver to jail. No better, hang the mother fucker, chop his head off and stick it in the middle of the comfort delgro’s main office as a warning to all taxi drivers to not be fucking assholes when they’re on the road.

Just because you drive long hours on the road to feed your family doesn’t give you the fucking right to knock someone down because you wanted to run away without giving your particulars. You became a taxi driver by choice, citing things like I want to be my own boss, I like to manage my own time. Well if you were so good at managing your time, you probably will not have been a taxi driver. And since it’s your own choice, by choosing to remain a taxi driver, you fucking just have to get used to the fact that life’s unfair and comfort delgro is going to squeeze you for all that your worth. Alternatively, go be a bus driver. There’s cpf, over time, staff benefits, everyone gives way to you and since you’re driving at the average speed of 20km/h, you’re going need some serious skill to get into an accident.

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Ambling madly all over the town

The call to arms you liken to a whisper,I liken to a radio.

You were a brickbat, a bowery tuff, so rough

They culled you from a cartoon

Pulled out of your pantaloons.

But you,My brother in arms,

I'd rather I'd lose my limbs

Than let you come to harm.

But you ,My bombazine doll,

The bullets may singe your skin

And the mortars may fall.

But I,I never felt so much life

Than tonightHuddled in the trenches,

Gazing on the battle field,Our rifles blaze away;

We blaze away.

Corporal Bradley of regiment five

In proud array standing by the bathing

Soldiers and the stevedores.

We laid on the mattress and tumbled to sleep

Our eyes aligned, swaddled in our civies

Cradled in our dungarees.

But you,My brother in arms,I'd rather I'd lose my limbs

Than let you come to harm.

But you,My bombazine doll,The bullets may singe your skin

And the mortars may fall.

But I,I never felt so much life

Than tonight

Huddled in the trenches,Gazing on the battle field

Our rifles blaze away;We blaze away.We blaze away.We blaze away.

Finally, a bloody song that sings good things about war.

How to piss off someone who wanted to piss u off.

What happens when a baby panda sneezes?

mother fucking funny.