DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Lunch and Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid

Now who ever said that Adrian Ong Jian-Zhong cannot manage his own company? Who ever said that he’ll only make money by cooking the books.



Ha! My company did extremely well. Granted it was against computers and who knows what may happen when we go up against real humans. Fark. And what strategic planning and market forecasting and financial planning. For strategic planning, I lived by the motto, click proceed to next round and see what happens. For market forecasting, it was spend spend spend and for financial planning, it was issue bonds, bonds and more bonds. In fact, my company was over flowing with cash and I was maximizing everything because it was a 10 year bond and the simulation ends in 8 years. What a genius.

All in all, I was fighting fire the whole time due to my over-reliance on the all powerful “gut feeling”.

I dreamt of her again today. It was so vivid, that I woke up half expecting to be in a room 3 times the size of the hall and twice the size of the other room (her room is not that big, the other rooms are just shoe boxes). What I loved about her place was the connecting toilet between both rooms. The connecting toilet wasn’t the selling point, the lack of doors to the toilet was what really sold it.

A classic case of what might have been had I chosen the path less travelled, instead of taking what ever is more certain. Maybe if I had been less risk adverse, things could have been so much more exciting. But then, till I actually cross paths with her again (if ever), this is nothing more than another what if.

2 posts in 1 day, to avoid having the number of posts to be 444. What can I say, still the china man at heart.

Did we cave?

Singapore is set to sign the extradication and defence treaty after 2 years of negotiations with Indonesia either today or tommorrow in Bali. On their ground and probably on their terms. After a 2-3 months ban of sand the the restriction of granite.

Did we cave in to the pressures that Indonesia exerted on us by banning sand and restricting granite?

The reopening of the quarries in Ubin cannot be a long term solution to this problem.

We can continue to import sand and granite from other sources but for how long and at what costs.

I believe the sand and granite was just a flexing of muscles from Indonesia telling us how dependent we are on them, so we better not piss them off. Imagine if they decided to cut foodstuffs, how much more would we suffer.

So much for Singapore always having alternatives. After all that is said and done, we're just a little red dot. Maybe we should consider expansion. Like the Romans did. Please ISD, I'm just joking.

BIMBO. Period.

And no, I'm not Klaaon.

they should change this party



to the addidas bash.

BUS DRIVER

When I stepped into the kitchen for breakfast (after my morning swim), I sat down and saw a newspaper article saying that a man got hit by a taxi driver. I believe it is my mom’s way of saying “take note of this”. The man wasn’t hit hard, he was hit and fell on the bonnet, but when the taxi braked, he fell and smacked his water melon on the road. What luck.

And the passenger in the taxi took off and ran away after the taxi hit him. I sure hope she goes to the police and gives her statement to send that mother fucking taxi driver to jail. No better, hang the mother fucker, chop his head off and stick it in the middle of the comfort delgro’s main office as a warning to all taxi drivers to not be fucking assholes when they’re on the road.

Just because you drive long hours on the road to feed your family doesn’t give you the fucking right to knock someone down because you wanted to run away without giving your particulars. You became a taxi driver by choice, citing things like I want to be my own boss, I like to manage my own time. Well if you were so good at managing your time, you probably will not have been a taxi driver. And since it’s your own choice, by choosing to remain a taxi driver, you fucking just have to get used to the fact that life’s unfair and comfort delgro is going to squeeze you for all that your worth. Alternatively, go be a bus driver. There’s cpf, over time, staff benefits, everyone gives way to you and since you’re driving at the average speed of 20km/h, you’re going need some serious skill to get into an accident.

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Ambling madly all over the town

The call to arms you liken to a whisper,I liken to a radio.

You were a brickbat, a bowery tuff, so rough

They culled you from a cartoon

Pulled out of your pantaloons.

But you,My brother in arms,

I'd rather I'd lose my limbs

Than let you come to harm.

But you ,My bombazine doll,

The bullets may singe your skin

And the mortars may fall.

But I,I never felt so much life

Than tonightHuddled in the trenches,

Gazing on the battle field,Our rifles blaze away;

We blaze away.

Corporal Bradley of regiment five

In proud array standing by the bathing

Soldiers and the stevedores.

We laid on the mattress and tumbled to sleep

Our eyes aligned, swaddled in our civies

Cradled in our dungarees.

But you,My brother in arms,I'd rather I'd lose my limbs

Than let you come to harm.

But you,My bombazine doll,The bullets may singe your skin

And the mortars may fall.

But I,I never felt so much life

Than tonight

Huddled in the trenches,Gazing on the battle field

Our rifles blaze away;We blaze away.We blaze away.We blaze away.

Finally, a bloody song that sings good things about war.

How to piss off someone who wanted to piss u off.

What happens when a baby panda sneezes?

mother fucking funny.